First Lines of Anything I’ve Received While Quarantining

Note: Sharing as Received and Customized. Add-ins/edits from my daily life. I thank the original source for this idea, though.

“In these uncertain times”

“We hope this note finds you and your family safe”

“Anonymous is now delivering in Green and Orange Zones.” — but I am still in Red Zone

“As you know many people are struggling, Download Aarogya Setu App”

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“Count your blessings. Share your blessings.”

“We’ve never seen anything like this before”

“You Have been invited for a Scheduled Zoom Meeting”

“As you know many people are struggling, Download Aarogya Setu App”

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“Here are 25 <insert any personal interest> Tips”

“We have missed you at our store. Shop online now”

“You’re not alone in this”

“You want your maid back at work?, Download Aarogya Setu App”

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“Calories don’t count during a pandemic”

“Banana Bread! Banana Bread! Banana Bread!”

“Retail Outlets report shortages as more people are cooking than ever”

“As you know many people are struggling, Download Aarogya Setu App”

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“Link to Webinar to stay engaged in these tough times”

“Person A is going Live on Instagram. Person T is already Live on Instagram”

“Dalgona Coffe! Dalgona Coffee! Dalgona Coffee!”

“As you know many people are struggling, Download Aarogya Setu App”

The End